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Welcome to August…Dictionary.com defines August as 1. inspiring reverence or admiration; of supreme dignity or grandeur; majestic: an august performance…2. venerable; eminent: an august personage.  Other than being definitions for August do you know what else they have in common ?

Look at some MILFVixen.com chicks…go ahead, click the link, I will wait……ok back ?  Now compare these words above to the images and vids you just looked at.  Each word that defines August is additionally a synonym or adjective for a milf.  Soooo as King of the Kingdom in my own head I am hereby declaring August to be MilfMonth.

Usually milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com seem mythlike…as though these are sluts who we will likely never get to meet and to know that we have some active slut milf as a neighbor would come as a surprise.

As of last night I say that from experience. I get off the elevator and head down the hall to my place and there is a Marios Pizza delivery lad with this totally hot milf four doors down from my place explaining to him that she can’t find her debit card and would he like to come in for a few minutes while she sees if she can’t figure a way to make it up to him….stereotypical milf porn plot in my own hallway unfolding in front of me…you just never know who your neighbors are.

I was going by the theater at the mall yesterday and suddenly it occured to me that there were all these clusters of super hot milfs hanging around…Now I knew there was no MILFVixen.com convention going on and unless they were preying on young ironman and hunk viewers in packs I couldn’t figure out why they were there.

Then I see the list of flicks….Like most people I only pay attention to flicks I want to see so I hadn’t noticed that Sex and The City was playing.  Just goes to show that everything has a use for everyone…sure none of us want to see the video.  however if you want to go milfhunting just find a theater showing it and I betcha a zillion bucks you can score some multiple milf action.

possibly your milf or one of your friend’s mothers did that entire “Open the tunnel, the train is coming through” with a spoon and food to get you, or your teen friend to eat the stuff that was good for you…

The hot mothers at MILFVixen.com have modernized past the steam age and trains to the space age of rocket shapes, however their desire to use these tools to give the younger generation the protein their body needs is as strong as ever.

Next time you’re with your girlfriend on a boring day’s shopping trip, open your eyes and look around you while you’re in whatever Target store you happen to end up in…

I guarantee you more milf population per square inch than any other store, cos all milfs have that nail it in the bullseye attitude and it draws them to Target, just like this hot targeted milf at MILFVixen.com

Milf’s love to play with each other, too as hot aroused younger dudes.  Their holes were made for fucking, and that’s just what they do as they slide colorful dildos and other objects into their hungry pussies and asses.

This MILFVixen.com chick is being DP’d by two glass toys and is giving off a distinctly American feel, maybe this was her way to celebrate the 4th of July.  No doubt she had fireworks when she pulled those glass toys all the way out.

Money for nothing and chicks for free indeed…ok…Im down at the beach and notice these dudes cruising around with signs and small doctor type bags…turns out they are applying sun-screen to the ladies on the beach for 25 bucks a pop.  I watch for a few and see that these 30/40 year old ladies are keeping them busy (to the tune of about a hundred bucks an hour I’m guessing)

Now of course all these ladies aren’t the hot MILFVixen.com types…some look more like turkeys being basted however at $100 an hour also as whatever personal business they drum up for later on, it’s a damn good example of smart and savvy entrepreneurship.

I can’t think of any hunk who wouldn’t totally dig being picked up in the adult video store by some hot milf who can point out all the flicks she’s been in that are on the shelves…

This guy has totally lucked out cos Vicky Vette, MILFVixen.com mama is taking his number and gonna give him the ride of his life.. cos from the look on her face, you can tell she’s hungry for some fresh meat.